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sherlocked-all-day-every-day asked:

*Deep breath* Okay so I basically wanted to tell you that I really admire you. I love all your art on DA and your pocketlock RPs. You are awesome sauce and you deserve to know it :).

Wow, just, thank you so much! I don’t know what to say! ;w;

I’ll try to actually post more of my RP’s, since I’ve been sitting on a bunch for ages now. I wasn’t sure if I was starting to bug people with them or not. 

geekgirlsmash:

roane72:

shayvaalski:

xezav:

太空所有的星球塞盡我的屁股

best swear ever

OH GOD OH GOD THEY MEAN REAL THINGS. 

Dude, you didn’t know that? Pretty much all of the Chinese in Firefly was a classic example of Getting Shit Past the Censors.

Firefly’s 15 Best Chinese Curses and How To Say Them

Just in case you needed to know useful Chinese phrases like “Holy mother of god and all her wacky nephews.”

(Source: maxtremist)

batreaux:

You bump into a man on the subway wearing a trenchcoat. You apologize and he responds “Its alright. We’re only human. All of us. All of us here are human. Yep. Very human. I’m probably the most human here! You betcha.” and then the trenchcoat falls and the figure collapses and roughly 1000 salamanders scatter around the train 

bumblingsocialmoth asked:

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My favorite game would have to be either Portal 2 or Shadow of the Colossus. Nothing improves a crap day better than donning the guise of some sword wielding weirdo and riding around on an invincible horse shooting arrows at giant monsters who were up until this point just minding their own dang business.  
 (-⊙◡⊙)-  >{-)->

thebrigeedarocks asked:

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My favorite singer is Josh Groban. I can’t help it. His voice + my ears = Spontaneous Ridel Combustion. 

My favorite place to be (besides locked away in my room because no matter how safe it feels it’s totally unhealthy) would probably have to be… At the cinema with friends. A place where I can pretend I’m being social, when really I’m still not interacting with anyone at all.  :)

So I was sitting here in the livingroom, just silently bumming around on my laptop while my sister was silently bumming around on the desktop, when suddenly I hear my cat Mayhew trying to climb into one of our covered garbage cans. So I shouted the first thing that came to my mind, as I was too lazy to just get up and spritz him with water for misbehaving.

"HEY HEY HEY!
BY THE WAY,
DON’T GO INTO THE GARBAGE CAN!”

My sister jumped and stared at me with a kind of baffled/terrified look in her eyes and said “Okay, I won’t?!”

And that’s the story of the thing that just happened. :U

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